Men turn to ashes.
But this game stays immortal.
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I long for a remaster of this game. SIGH
3:14 yeah sounds like life after university
God i love ebonics
I got kicked outta a friend group cause I didn't know anything about this game and they only described it as a cult classic, so I assumed it was like the room or birdemic, I might actually get this game now
"gave him some weetabix or some shit" lmao.
I enjoy the Nosferatu sewer levels and killed the werewolf after a handful of tries. Eat me.
Review BOTH Dragon's Dogma's.
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Haha yeah I was a fucking baby when I did that shit turning Khaine into a vampire. LMFAO. He murdered Asuryan yeah but it's Asuryan he always gets back up and I'm Ao/Jenova/Yawgmoth.
Send me a fucking discord invite Sseth.
6:22 203881 it's 10/10
Praise be to Bender the greatest Vampirate in history!
Actually god dindt turn cain into a vampire, lilith did this to him She teached him the secrets of the blood so cain could be able to survive in the world The angels where the ones who gave the vampire curses to him
sudden big uptick in viewcount
The Bench tails image is vile
Rip the sequel.
@Dead Man The story of its development is one long mess. The studio Paradox Choose to make the game,"Hardsuit" has proven to be disastrous. 1. They have very little experience making games as a company. 2 The studio was getting into constant arguments with itself, the fans and Paradox. 3.What few original writers they had from the first game were fired quickly when the vision went against the vision the studio had. 2. The studio clearly had little respect for the series itself. The Bloodlines series despite always being a dark, gritty and unrepentant universe (which the original game was based on) had like many cherished franchisees, weirdly been infiltered by Extreme woke fanatics who called fans "Fascist" and inserted lore that tried to retcon Vampire politics to make it "Politically correct" which became quite a mess. Such as making a gay, black, Muslim communist Vampire who fought "White supremacy" and was leading a jihad against the European houses( I'm not making that up), a canon and heroic figure , when all lore beforehand went out of its way to show how little Human politics meant to vampires. So already Bloodlines was not is a good state. These developers as well Clearly saw the game as a mouthpiece for their political views more than a game. This short video goes into more detail fistream.info/work/videot/asawoNfMfZTL04U but the writers believed that the original game here was "Sexist, Racist and transphobic" and was "offensive to the mentally ill" and sought to rectify that making this game about "social justice". Forcing in paths to make your character Trans, and adding in so many "pronouns" that the translation team had to tell them to knock it off as they was no way they could translate that dialogue into most foreign languages are just some of the ways the hyper woke studio was trying to make the game about their politics rather than an actual enjoyable successor to the masquerade here. 3: The game design simply looked awful. The trailers gave off very little gameplay and showed combat that many felt was WORSE than the original here. Its clear that the company here was having big design problems and going over budget and schedule for a lackluster product. Its also speculated that there was lot of drama between Paradox and Hardsuit. In the end Paradox fired the whole company and put the game on hold, apparently whatever they had so far is likely to be erased. All in all it seems this game was a flaming turd destined to happen. A sad fate for a game remembered as one of the best RPGs of all time. So Paradox pulling the plug is basically us dodging a bullet.
@Anthony Rinaldi I didn’t really keep up with the sequel, what was happening to it?
Honesty the direction it was going was so terrible, this may be a more phoenix rising from Ashes scenario. They still want to make a sequel just not the turd on arrival that the sequel was becoming.
Talking to stop signs huh...
game looks neat, might give it a try
7:50
As per the rules of the world, since i've been reminded of this game, i must now start another playthrough of it. thanks.
Seth made me play this game and now its honestly one of my fav RPG's its so good
7:01 "They've got real fears." To be fair, if I turned a corner and saw a charging dinosaur I probably wouldn't be having a good day either.
when i first played i did the quiz and it give me the nosferatu
Sseths choice of reading material is... uh... yeah.
God bless the allegiance flag
Wait, I thought Caine turned himself into a vampire by drinking demon waifu blood
Help me!!! at 13:11 a soundtrack starts in the video that i just can't seem to find anywhere on youtube. its in the game i remembered it, it plays when you go to the Santa Monica beach where the cryptic Oracle lady is... you know the one that act's like a fortune teller.
MOZIZ
why does it look so grey
The random dialog is absolute gold.
through sheer stupidy i survived the werewolf
Cripes, I remember buying my hard-copy of this game about a week after it was released... It was such a glitchy crash-fest, and the system requirements for medium or higher settings at the time were *not* wallet-friendly. The game had some serious bugs (even after several patches), but it was absolutely fun enough to make you save early/often, and deal with whatever computational consequences would inevitably result. I'm fairly certain that its' stability issues had a LOT to do with the beta-version of the Half-Life 2 engine it used, but it was absolutely jaw-dropping for the time and a wonderful successor to VtM: Redemption.
3:53 wait what patch do you download to be a homosexual??!??!?!?! does anyone know a good patch for the game? Pls and thenks
God the dialogue in this game is comic gold!
This game was sick AF back in my teens man. I really enjoyed it, it felt so immersive & exciting. I never completed it sadly though. When I reinstalled it years later on a new PC, the game was completely unplayable. A glitchy, laggy AF nightmare. Same exact copy of the game too. Even the unofficial patches that were apparently supposed to make the game work on newer PC's didn't make the game work on my newer PC. It was still unplayably laggy. Fight scenes were basically impossible, so that was that. It was great while it worked though.
4:49 that interaction alone is worth buying the game for hahahaha
Really excited for the sequel
lillith gave him is power and showed him how to turn ppl into vamp , (redemption +1)
Still too pussy to complete the ocean view hotel. I can take a lot, but the suspence is just SO ugly. xD
Haha yeah fuck zoomers.
Hahahahaha good video dude! I remember back in high school I had a friend who would talk about Bloodlines all the damn time in photography class. It sounded so fricking epic but I never got around to play it. Over a decade later, I gotta got this!
*Meets Jeanette and hears her speak* Me: AZULA :D
Hold.
Senator Robert Thorn convinced me. Neither I nor my children are willing to take a chance on that possible moral monster Michael Redmonds.
11:26 eee-strogen. imagine being that fucking stupid.
Patty def the cutest
Interfont
Not that it's a negative but there is a good jump scare if you go to the far left after entering the hotel and walking into the dead end hall way : )
One of my favorite games of all time. The only thing I would say is that replayability isn't as high as this review leads you to believe. Sure, you have clan Malkavian that feature completely different dialogues, and other clans can also receive a few unique unique lines of dialogue here and there, especially Nosferatu, but there aren't a lot of different outcomes for quests, branching paths, stuff like that. Nevertheless, it's still well worth experiencing.
God bless the allegiance flag
"Cain dis-abled his brother" will never cease to be funny.
"Cain Dis-Abel'ed his Brother" is possibly one of the best jokes I've ever heard :v
The overwhelming contextlessness is the caramel core of the conditio Malkaviana. You miss out on the real experience if you dismiss them during your first playthrough.
Better than cyberpunk 2077
Now I am concerned for Bloodlines 2...
I'm pretty sure every player would open the sarcophagus or at least google that ending. It's a video game, my first thought is always: "I want to experience everything this game has to offer".
"Don't let your penis interfere with your mind" there's actual good advice if you dig deep enought in a ssethy video.
Fun fact, the werewolf isn't dead. In WoD, Werewolves return to their natural form upon death so while KOed, that thing is still active.
I finally got the chance to play this game and the hotel was absolutely fantastic. This game is insane.
why bench tails dude, cmon
Man this was like cyberpunk2077 before cyberpunk2077
6:20 I agree, that femboy version of Sanzo should have gotten drilled, too.
This is one of the first game I've played and this is really fun you feeling an action all the time when you're in the battle or even if you talking with characters especially you don't know english.. (looks like malkavian thoughts)
Actually you can play the entire game in 1st or 3rd person, your choice, not something available in the new one.
What's the song at the end?
Captain Vampire here: According tot the book of Nod, Caine got his powers from Lilith, not God. God only gave him the shitty curses. Lilith taught him how to f*** and all of the other powers. *Vanishes away*
Bit saddened he did do FRIGGIN CHICKEN!! Honestly even after all these years my brother and I quote that (and a few other gems from this). Only other game I’ve played with such quotables was the Baldur’s Gate series (1-ToB)
Remember: The console command "money" is used to modify the breast size of various characters, it's default at 1 and a maximum at 3 (Limitless if you have the unofficial patch), but to us, refined gamers, i recommend setting the "money" value in the console command at 1.5
Game just went from a solid 9 to a 10/10.
Thank you man of culture.
Holy shit, I thought for sure you were bullshitting, but I looked it up and it's actually true.
Very cool
7:32 this fucker made the Khajiit voices in skyrim.
Good spot.
Been waiting for bloodlines 2 for about 20 years so ye...
One of the all-time greatest games ever made. A flawed gem.
So Malkavians are basically schizos
The new one is gonna be a Woke nightmare, mark my words.
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Yes I do.
Sseth is a Nazi piece of shit
Oy vey!
ah yes, jeanette, everyone's childhood crush. That ghosthouse was legit creepy
Childhood is having a crush on Jeanette. Adulthood is realising Therese is the superior waifu.
Spoiler: Fun fact the taxi driver wav files are named Cain in the game files.
My first time in ocean house I quited the game for a few days
I'm such a cheese bot. That werewolf? Yeah, there's a section of roof it can't path to. You just hide there for five minutes.
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I think I'm a soulless vampire or something I never jumped once or felt anything playing this.. altho it still is my favorite game
Crawling in my skin!
better than cyberpunk tbh😗😗
I got it on steam but it literally doesn't want to start
Nosferatu is the clan you choose if you want to prove your mettle. Not a first time play through clan, but one which will give you an entirely new experience completing the game. Yes, I have done it.
Y have I just now heard the “dis-Abled” joke.
I bought the game on steam, it says available memory less than 15 mb.
Let's just all accept the fact that bloodlines 2 isn't going to be nearly as good. At least that's what I'm going to tell myself. All the games I've looked forward to that have been announced come out and they're shit. I ain't getting my hopes up.
thats nice and all but is there hard techno in the night clubs?
Blancmange already mentioned you can swap the files, but the original music is goth rock and darkwave. A bunch of (mostly) small time goth bands lent their songs to the soundtrack.
@The Blancmange awesome
You can swap any sound file in the game, if something is not to your liking.
God giving Cain super powers? That is actually not true. In WoD lore it was Lilith who embraced Cain and felt sorry for him and gave him powers. God "just" cursed him with immortality to wander forever in eternal darkness as a monster (need for blood and well ... the allergic reaction to sunlight ^^).
4:00 As a Tremere player, I absolutely LOVE this summary of them.
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Great review, but I would like to correct you on the origin of Cain's powers. They didn't come from god, only the banishment just like in the original bible. His powers came from drinking Lilith's blood(Adam's 1st wife who was banished for refusing to submit to her husband) whom he met after his exile and became lovers. Basically he saw Lilith's powers and wanted those too. After he turned into a vampire, 3 angels came to visit him, offering him redemption for the murder of his brother, but Cain turned them all down. Hence, the 3 weaknesses. Then a fourth vampire came along offering a salvation through god's mercy, Golconda, and after that Cain basically became a god since I believe the curses of vampirekind didn't apply to him anymore.
Shame you can only play this game with mouse and keyboard, another gem lost to PC elitism.
I can't wait for the remake if there ever is one
I got a new headset and now it sounds like I am listening in through a wall however it is still better than my old headset so I cant really complain too much
18:20 Tampon_Teabag Holy shit that cracked me up!
Why God mentioned Moses, someone who is entirely unknown to him?
You know, I pre-ordered this game and have beaten it many many times. I had no idea you could kill the werewolf. I always just ran in and hid and used Obfuscate and the fucker could never find me ROFL!
Santa Monica used to be when game was made not so nice
Spoiler: Do NOT open it!