Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines Review | Final Nights Edition™

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  • I long for a remaster of this game. SIGH

    Dotun FadairoDotun FadairoPäivä sitten
  • 3:14 yeah sounds like life after university

    Da KillahDa Killah2 päivää sitten
  • God i love ebonics

    MaQuGo119MaQuGo1192 päivää sitten
  • I got kicked outta a friend group cause I didn't know anything about this game and they only described it as a cult classic, so I assumed it was like the room or birdemic, I might actually get this game now

    DevilSlayer1215DevilSlayer12152 päivää sitten
  • "gave him some weetabix or some shit" lmao.

    9D C99D C93 päivää sitten
  • I enjoy the Nosferatu sewer levels and killed the werewolf after a handful of tries. Eat me.

    schrecknetschrecknet5 päivää sitten
  • Review BOTH Dragon's Dogma's.

    Melody YawgmothMelody Yawgmoth6 päivää sitten
  • JellyGrill#2381

    Melody YawgmothMelody Yawgmoth6 päivää sitten
  • Haha yeah I was a fucking baby when I did that shit turning Khaine into a vampire. LMFAO. He murdered Asuryan yeah but it's Asuryan he always gets back up and I'm Ao/Jenova/Yawgmoth.

    Melody YawgmothMelody Yawgmoth6 päivää sitten
  • Send me a fucking discord invite Sseth.

    Melody YawgmothMelody Yawgmoth6 päivää sitten
  • 6:22 203881 it's 10/10

    Hirame SenseiHirame Sensei7 päivää sitten
  • Praise be to Bender the greatest Vampirate in history!

    zmeyagoshozmeyagosho8 päivää sitten
  • Actually god dindt turn cain into a vampire, lilith did this to him She teached him the secrets of the blood so cain could be able to survive in the world The angels where the ones who gave the vampire curses to him

    DuffyDuffy8 päivää sitten
  • sudden big uptick in viewcount

    pnutz 2 - fmr. capnazraelpnutz 2 - fmr. capnazrael8 päivää sitten
  • The Bench tails image is vile

    Ish LoIsh Lo9 päivää sitten
  • Rip the sequel.

    Dead ManDead Man9 päivää sitten
    • @Dead Man The story of its development is one long mess. The studio Paradox Choose to make the game,"Hardsuit" has proven to be disastrous. 1. They have very little experience making games as a company. 2 The studio was getting into constant arguments with itself, the fans and Paradox. 3.What few original writers they had from the first game were fired quickly when the vision went against the vision the studio had. 2. The studio clearly had little respect for the series itself. The Bloodlines series despite always being a dark, gritty and unrepentant universe (which the original game was based on) had like many cherished franchisees, weirdly been infiltered by Extreme woke fanatics who called fans "Fascist" and inserted lore that tried to retcon Vampire politics to make it "Politically correct" which became quite a mess. Such as making a gay, black, Muslim communist Vampire who fought "White supremacy" and was leading a jihad against the European houses( I'm not making that up), a canon and heroic figure , when all lore beforehand went out of its way to show how little Human politics meant to vampires. So already Bloodlines was not is a good state. These developers as well Clearly saw the game as a mouthpiece for their political views more than a game. This short video goes into more detail but the writers believed that the original game here was "Sexist, Racist and transphobic" and was "offensive to the mentally ill" and sought to rectify that making this game about "social justice". Forcing in paths to make your character Trans, and adding in so many "pronouns" that the translation team had to tell them to knock it off as they was no way they could translate that dialogue into most foreign languages are just some of the ways the hyper woke studio was trying to make the game about their politics rather than an actual enjoyable successor to the masquerade here. 3: The game design simply looked awful. The trailers gave off very little gameplay and showed combat that many felt was WORSE than the original here. Its clear that the company here was having big design problems and going over budget and schedule for a lackluster product. Its also speculated that there was lot of drama between Paradox and Hardsuit. In the end Paradox fired the whole company and put the game on hold, apparently whatever they had so far is likely to be erased. All in all it seems this game was a flaming turd destined to happen. A sad fate for a game remembered as one of the best RPGs of all time. So Paradox pulling the plug is basically us dodging a bullet.

      Anthony RinaldiAnthony Rinaldi3 tuntia sitten
    • @Anthony Rinaldi I didn’t really keep up with the sequel, what was happening to it?

      Dead ManDead Man7 tuntia sitten
    • Honesty the direction it was going was so terrible, this may be a more phoenix rising from Ashes scenario. They still want to make a sequel just not the turd on arrival that the sequel was becoming.

      Anthony RinaldiAnthony Rinaldi9 päivää sitten
  • Talking to stop signs huh...

    Abbey UrseryAbbey Ursery9 päivää sitten
  • game looks neat, might give it a try

    SovietPumaSovietPuma10 päivää sitten
  • 7:50

    CEC EngineerCEC Engineer10 päivää sitten
  • As per the rules of the world, since i've been reminded of this game, i must now start another playthrough of it. thanks.

    zerfyxzerfyx11 päivää sitten
  • Seth made me play this game and now its honestly one of my fav RPG's its so good

    Phoebe Jacob ConnorPhoebe Jacob Connor13 päivää sitten
  • 7:01 "They've got real fears." To be fair, if I turned a corner and saw a charging dinosaur I probably wouldn't be having a good day either.

    FwufikinsFwufikins13 päivää sitten
  • when i first played i did the quiz and it give me the nosferatu

    Umbra AndreeaUmbra Andreea13 päivää sitten
  • Sseths choice of reading material is... uh... yeah.

    innewyorkimillyrockinnewyorkimillyrock14 päivää sitten
  • God bless the allegiance flag

    Bluestarz5555Bluestarz555514 päivää sitten
  • Wait, I thought Caine turned himself into a vampire by drinking demon waifu blood

    Arif MuzakiArif Muzaki14 päivää sitten
  • Help me!!! at 13:11 a soundtrack starts in the video that i just can't seem to find anywhere on youtube. its in the game i remembered it, it plays when you go to the Santa Monica beach where the cryptic Oracle lady is... you know the one that act's like a fortune teller.

    TekkenDudeTekkenDude15 päivää sitten

    senpapi -senpapi -15 päivää sitten
  • why does it look so grey

    nsa3679nsa367916 päivää sitten
  • The random dialog is absolute gold.

    Deeman DudeDeeman Dude16 päivää sitten
  • through sheer stupidy i survived the werewolf

    Lirial LirialLirial Lirial16 päivää sitten
  • Cripes, I remember buying my hard-copy of this game about a week after it was released... It was such a glitchy crash-fest, and the system requirements for medium or higher settings at the time were *not* wallet-friendly. The game had some serious bugs (even after several patches), but it was absolutely fun enough to make you save early/often, and deal with whatever computational consequences would inevitably result. I'm fairly certain that its' stability issues had a LOT to do with the beta-version of the Half-Life 2 engine it used, but it was absolutely jaw-dropping for the time and a wonderful successor to VtM: Redemption.

    Goth CrayonGoth Crayon17 päivää sitten
  • 3:53 wait what patch do you download to be a homosexual??!??!?!?! does anyone know a good patch for the game? Pls and thenks

    shotgun weddingshotgun wedding18 päivää sitten
  • God the dialogue in this game is comic gold!

    DemouliusDemoulius19 päivää sitten
  • This game was sick AF back in my teens man. I really enjoyed it, it felt so immersive & exciting. I never completed it sadly though. When I reinstalled it years later on a new PC, the game was completely unplayable. A glitchy, laggy AF nightmare. Same exact copy of the game too. Even the unofficial patches that were apparently supposed to make the game work on newer PC's didn't make the game work on my newer PC. It was still unplayably laggy. Fight scenes were basically impossible, so that was that. It was great while it worked though.

    ncshurikenncshuriken20 päivää sitten
  • 4:49 that interaction alone is worth buying the game for hahahaha

    WitherWither22 päivää sitten
  • Really excited for the sequel

    Foxx World ProductionsFoxx World Productions27 päivää sitten
  • lillith gave him is power and showed him how to turn ppl into vamp , (redemption +1)

    Alexis HarbourAlexis Harbour27 päivää sitten
  • Still too pussy to complete the ocean view hotel. I can take a lot, but the suspence is just SO ugly. xD

    MelstoastMelstoast27 päivää sitten
  • Haha yeah fuck zoomers.

    King StarscreamKing Starscream28 päivää sitten
  • Hahahahaha good video dude! I remember back in high school I had a friend who would talk about Bloodlines all the damn time in photography class. It sounded so fricking epic but I never got around to play it. Over a decade later, I gotta got this!

    9 to 5 Voyager, Travel Blogger9 to 5 Voyager, Travel Blogger29 päivää sitten
  • *Meets Jeanette and hears her speak* Me: AZULA :D

    NebNebUukausi sitten
  • Hold.

    Ted BlopTed BlopUukausi sitten
  • Senator Robert Thorn convinced me. Neither I nor my children are willing to take a chance on that possible moral monster Michael Redmonds.

    ElasticGiraffeElasticGiraffeUukausi sitten
  • 11:26 eee-strogen. imagine being that fucking stupid.

    viviandarkbloomviviandarkbloomUukausi sitten
  • Patty def the cutest

    Christian LoperChristian LoperUukausi sitten
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  • Not that it's a negative but there is a good jump scare if you go to the far left after entering the hotel and walking into the dead end hall way : )

    WhatfrankWhatfrankUukausi sitten
  • One of my favorite games of all time. The only thing I would say is that replayability isn't as high as this review leads you to believe. Sure, you have clan Malkavian that feature completely different dialogues, and other clans can also receive a few unique unique lines of dialogue here and there, especially Nosferatu, but there aren't a lot of different outcomes for quests, branching paths, stuff like that. Nevertheless, it's still well worth experiencing.

    WiseG33kWiseG33kUukausi sitten
  • God bless the allegiance flag

    Tortilla JacksonTortilla JacksonUukausi sitten
  • "Cain dis-abled his brother" will never cease to be funny.

    Koshiro2k3Koshiro2k3Uukausi sitten
  • "Cain Dis-Abel'ed his Brother" is possibly one of the best jokes I've ever heard :v

    Khánh Bảo ĐoànKhánh Bảo ĐoànUukausi sitten
  • The overwhelming contextlessness is the caramel core of the conditio Malkaviana. You miss out on the real experience if you dismiss them during your first playthrough.

    Peach PlasticPeach PlasticUukausi sitten
  • Better than cyberpunk 2077

    N33T0 K1MN33T0 K1MUukausi sitten
    • Now I am concerned for Bloodlines 2...

      samtemdo8samtemdo8Uukausi sitten
  • I'm pretty sure every player would open the sarcophagus or at least google that ending. It's a video game, my first thought is always: "I want to experience everything this game has to offer".

    Xander RaidonXander RaidonUukausi sitten
  • "Don't let your penis interfere with your mind" there's actual good advice if you dig deep enought in a ssethy video.

    Freddy KrugerFreddy KrugerUukausi sitten
  • Fun fact, the werewolf isn't dead. In WoD, Werewolves return to their natural form upon death so while KOed, that thing is still active.

    Alex TillerAlex TillerUukausi sitten
  • I finally got the chance to play this game and the hotel was absolutely fantastic. This game is insane.

    ZeldaRockbellZeldaRockbellUukausi sitten
  • why bench tails dude, cmon

    Sivad RampSivad RampUukausi sitten
  • Man this was like cyberpunk2077 before cyberpunk2077

    bart florentinobart florentinoUukausi sitten
  • 6:20 I agree, that femboy version of Sanzo should have gotten drilled, too.

    Mesousa GabyMesousa GabyUukausi sitten
  • This is one of the first game I've played and this is really fun you feeling an action all the time when you're in the battle or even if you talking with characters especially you don't know english.. (looks like malkavian thoughts)

    Eric KEric KUukausi sitten
  • Actually you can play the entire game in 1st or 3rd person, your choice, not something available in the new one.

    viperswhipviperswhipUukausi sitten
  • What's the song at the end?

    Seth LeoricSeth LeoricUukausi sitten
  • Captain Vampire here: According tot the book of Nod, Caine got his powers from Lilith, not God. God only gave him the shitty curses. Lilith taught him how to f*** and all of the other powers. *Vanishes away*

    José Miguel Salazar RaveloJosé Miguel Salazar RaveloUukausi sitten
  • Bit saddened he did do FRIGGIN CHICKEN!! Honestly even after all these years my brother and I quote that (and a few other gems from this). Only other game I’ve played with such quotables was the Baldur’s Gate series (1-ToB)

    Gideon MeleGideon MeleUukausi sitten
  • Remember: The console command "money" is used to modify the breast size of various characters, it's default at 1 and a maximum at 3 (Limitless if you have the unofficial patch), but to us, refined gamers, i recommend setting the "money" value in the console command at 1.5

    ayinayinUukausi sitten
    • Game just went from a solid 9 to a 10/10.

      FeanorBRFeanorBR13 päivää sitten
    • Thank you man of culture.

      Andrei ȚurcanAndrei Țurcan27 päivää sitten
    • Holy shit, I thought for sure you were bullshitting, but I looked it up and it's actually true.

      AdroniusAdroniusUukausi sitten
    • Very cool

      Dense AFDense AFUukausi sitten
  • 7:32 this fucker made the Khajiit voices in skyrim.

    Onelittle NothingOnelittle NothingUukausi sitten
    • Good spot.

      Andrei ȚurcanAndrei Țurcan18 päivää sitten
  • Been waiting for bloodlines 2 for about 20 years so ye...

    Big WheezyBig WheezyUukausi sitten
  • One of the all-time greatest games ever made. A flawed gem.

    Lockheed -Lockheed -2 kuukautta sitten
  • So Malkavians are basically schizos

    LongSchlong SilverLongSchlong Silver2 kuukautta sitten
  • The new one is gonna be a Woke nightmare, mark my words.

    MarblesMarbles2 kuukautta sitten
  • 🧛🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️

    Lord GrimLord Grim2 kuukautta sitten
  • Yes I do.

    Lord GrimLord Grim2 kuukautta sitten
  • Sseth is a Nazi piece of shit

    The MarxicanThe Marxican2 kuukautta sitten
    • Oy vey!

      BingoBangoBingoBangoUukausi sitten
  • ah yes, jeanette, everyone's childhood crush. That ghosthouse was legit creepy

    Tia GenTia Gen2 kuukautta sitten
    • Childhood is having a crush on Jeanette. Adulthood is realising Therese is the superior waifu.

      JoJonesJoJonesUukausi sitten
  • Spoiler: Fun fact the taxi driver wav files are named Cain in the game files.

    Argos FeArgos Fe2 kuukautta sitten
  • My first time in ocean house I quited the game for a few days

    Genildo MirandaGenildo Miranda2 kuukautta sitten
  • I'm such a cheese bot. That werewolf? Yeah, there's a section of roof it can't path to. You just hide there for five minutes.

    AfqwaAfqwa2 kuukautta sitten
  • The miscreant act contemporaneously release because scent conclusively hug opposite a classy unshielded. modern, berserk cannon

    Nico MaoNico Mao2 kuukautta sitten
  • I think I'm a soulless vampire or something I never jumped once or felt anything playing this.. altho it still is my favorite game

    Skylar SnowSkylar Snow2 kuukautta sitten
    • Crawling in my skin!

      BingoBangoBingoBangoUukausi sitten
  • better than cyberpunk tbh😗😗

    Charlo MontillanoCharlo Montillano2 kuukautta sitten
  • I got it on steam but it literally doesn't want to start

    Lori xLori x2 kuukautta sitten
  • Nosferatu is the clan you choose if you want to prove your mettle. Not a first time play through clan, but one which will give you an entirely new experience completing the game. Yes, I have done it.

    lazarus30001lazarus300012 kuukautta sitten
  • Y have I just now heard the “dis-Abled” joke.

    DΛNTE :DΛNTE :2 kuukautta sitten
  • I bought the game on steam, it says available memory less than 15 mb.

    Christian HolzschuhChristian Holzschuh2 kuukautta sitten
  • Let's just all accept the fact that bloodlines 2 isn't going to be nearly as good. At least that's what I'm going to tell myself. All the games I've looked forward to that have been announced come out and they're shit. I ain't getting my hopes up.

    AnxieTAnxieT2 kuukautta sitten
  • thats nice and all but is there hard techno in the night clubs?

    Obi Wan KenobiObi Wan Kenobi2 kuukautta sitten
    • Blancmange already mentioned you can swap the files, but the original music is goth rock and darkwave. A bunch of (mostly) small time goth bands lent their songs to the soundtrack.

      Passing RandoPassing Rando2 kuukautta sitten
    • @The Blancmange awesome

      Obi Wan KenobiObi Wan Kenobi2 kuukautta sitten
    • You can swap any sound file in the game, if something is not to your liking.

      The BlancmangeThe Blancmange2 kuukautta sitten
  • God giving Cain super powers? That is actually not true. In WoD lore it was Lilith who embraced Cain and felt sorry for him and gave him powers. God "just" cursed him with immortality to wander forever in eternal darkness as a monster (need for blood and well ... the allergic reaction to sunlight ^^).

    Bakuub BBakuub B2 kuukautta sitten
  • 4:00 As a Tremere player, I absolutely LOVE this summary of them.

    DavidDavid2 kuukautta sitten
  • The green grey grieving parallelogram regionally push because leopard aditionally yell off a quickest signature. diligent, premium bathroom

    Rayhan ZuberiRayhan Zuberi2 kuukautta sitten
  • Great review, but I would like to correct you on the origin of Cain's powers. They didn't come from god, only the banishment just like in the original bible. His powers came from drinking Lilith's blood(Adam's 1st wife who was banished for refusing to submit to her husband) whom he met after his exile and became lovers. Basically he saw Lilith's powers and wanted those too. After he turned into a vampire, 3 angels came to visit him, offering him redemption for the murder of his brother, but Cain turned them all down. Hence, the 3 weaknesses. Then a fourth vampire came along offering a salvation through god's mercy, Golconda, and after that Cain basically became a god since I believe the curses of vampirekind didn't apply to him anymore.

    Stanislaw StefanowStanislaw Stefanow2 kuukautta sitten
  • Shame you can only play this game with mouse and keyboard, another gem lost to PC elitism.

    AxiosAxios2 kuukautta sitten
  • I can't wait for the remake if there ever is one

    RobbidyRobRobbidyRob2 kuukautta sitten
  • I got a new headset and now it sounds like I am listening in through a wall however it is still better than my old headset so I cant really complain too much

    dannyboiidannyboii2 kuukautta sitten
  • 18:20 Tampon_Teabag Holy shit that cracked me up!

    Kolibry1995Kolibry19952 kuukautta sitten
  • Why God mentioned Moses, someone who is entirely unknown to him?

    Fariz SyazwanFariz Syazwan2 kuukautta sitten
  • You know, I pre-ordered this game and have beaten it many many times. I had no idea you could kill the werewolf. I always just ran in and hid and used Obfuscate and the fucker could never find me ROFL!

    Paul MillerPaul Miller2 kuukautta sitten
  • Santa Monica used to be when game was made not so nice

    murphy7801murphy78012 kuukautta sitten
  • Spoiler: Do NOT open it!

    Я БезымянныйЯ Безымянный2 kuukautta sitten