In my darkest dreams I still hear them.
Squawking. Cacawing. Shrieking.
If you're feeling masochistic or just curious
of how far the path of progress has taken us,
you can grab a copy off GOG.com:
www.gog.com/game/total_annihilation_kingdoms
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4:07 This part always cracks me up.
For the original Total Annihilation, the part about the pathfinding is still true enough but the air is much better. To the extend that me and my friends have taken to using the phrase "Can't move? I'll go air."
Oven dodging- God damn it I'm in a library and holding back laughing tears
I'm not 100% caught up with my Sseth lore. But, I know he's a very intelligent man in the medical field. why does he live like this.
Can we get a Beast and Bumpkins Vid XD
I loved this game so much. Dragon Spam for LIFE.
I got hard when the CnC soundtrack starts playing
4:16 XD
this game sucked even then, ugh, what a horrible engine for the intended content. it only ever made sense as a sci-fi game. Starcraft crushes every other game in that generation so hard aside from Aoe2
Nice to see Jerma in a Sseth video. Wasn’t he the guy that decapitated Santa with piece of wood on a live stream? Good times man.
0:56 translation from Hebrew back-side of game box Top left ======== Bolded: Massive armies shall confront, Forests and Towns shall burn, Massive and Magical forces will destroy fortified castles in the blink of an eye. Regular: Magical adventures with four kings, immortal brothers, embarking to onto a massive and fatal struggle for the domination of Darain kingdom. Build the army's legions, adjust the magical abilities and gather the resources to wage war in an epic battlefield. The balance of power is in your hands. Bottom Right ============= Features: • Play as kings of one of four unique civilizations, each with its own battle strategies. • Command great armies of skeletal archers, undead foot soldiers, magic hurling wizards and dragon riders. • Embark on a campaign in a 3D world which includes bountiful forests, swamps and extensive hills. • Siege catles and cities populated by roaming monsters and magical life-forms. • Hardware support guarantees improved graphics and special effects. • You can play for free in Cavedog Entertainment's Boneyards, a new on-line games community. Minimum System Specs: Operating System: Windows 95/98 CPU: Pentinum 233Mhz Mem: 32MB Harddrive Space: 80MB CD-ROM: x4 speed Sound: 100% SoundBlaster compatible card Video: VGA 16-bit or above Bottom Left ============== Boneyards™ Online Gaming Play for free in Cavedog Entertainment's Boneyard™! Join an open and easy to use on-line gaming community which includes shared multiplayer games, competitive ladders, conversation between players, message boards, and more!
00:06 holy fuck among us
This was my fucking favorite game as a kid. First PC game lmaoo
don't think I didn't notice the shadow under that drone just for a 1 second joke you beautiful monster these are the highest effort shitposts I've ever seen
Love you dude. You are great.
What does quarantine have to do with patreon-funded videos?
Ngl, that's exactly the way I used to boot my old windows 95, after being taken apart and reassembled by 15 year old me enough times it didn't quite work the same anymore.
I remember this game! The campaign sucked. Still beat it though.
My yingele did not just say "oven-dodging"
I LOVED THIS GAME, best childhood RTS, nice vidéo by the way !
If anyone...ANYONE...knows who owns the rights, the story and characters to this game, I will buy it from you......I'm not joking.
IMPERIUM te Punic wars Review?
Does he really live there lmaoo
As a guy who found Total Annihilation as a kid, you missed out.
tinnitus LMAO
please sseth... Clean your fucking graphics card.
Oven dodging my man's self aware
Its not good that I got the e621 joke without looking it up.
I've been avoiding this video because TA:K was the first game I ever played online, and the first and only game I ever bought because the box art looked cool. I ended up playing it for 3-4 years almost exclusively. By the time I got it, I guess around 2000/2001, the in-game multiplayer functionality had already ceased so we had to play on iirc Mplayer.com, I have a distinct memory of 12 year old me getting home from school and browsing Napster while waiting for a game to open up. Those were the days. There was a pretty strong modding community back then, multiplayer was mostly played on custom maps and there were fairly regular balance patches, although I seem to remember by the time I stopped playing it had become a bit bloated with custom units. Also we had to use Gamespy which was a godawful program, and venturing out of specific game lobbies was like travelling through the wild west, except instead of bandits and Indians there were child predators. Anyway, feels kinda weird that if Sseth played back then we probably know each other, the online community was only ~300 people.
"I have no case and i must screen"
I remember this game, and I remember the parrots. Never for the parrots.
This guy fucking kills me. Only been watching for like 2 weeks and absolutely loving this very cursed content
5:56 this is how the developers got paid to create this game 🙄😆
RedAlert2 soundtrack makes everything better
Cherry
Do you think Jeremy watches Sseth's videos in his spare time? I'm sure Sseth watches Jeremy's videos and the occasional stream now and then
That setup tho
I want the Chad Hero from DQ8 as my background like at 0:13 but can't find the source image
Waves of low poly garbage You mean immigration?
I love you Sseth.
I have to be ohnest I dont evan know what the videos are I klick on but I just know the wideo will be so f***** good because it's from you
This looks like it's a meme of a video game, common in 90s thrillers where the nerdy kid is playing something on dad's business computer. Your childhood was as awful as mine.
Looks like Portugal XD
Dear, Sseth. I am enjoy your reviews of old and unusual games. You are breathtaking. Now that new and good RTS are rarely released. I would like to pay attention to such a plasurefull game as Earth 2150.This is an undeservedly forgotten game. This one pays great attention to detail and a somewhat non-standard gameplay among strategies. I really hope you enjoy this game and please us with a review of it. And also there the New Mongol Empire based on Russia is fighting against the 12 states of America that survived the third world war. And then there are rich femenists from the moon. P.S. Thank you for Starsector!
please clean the cpu fan... Sseth, I'm begging LMAO
I wish they hadn't gone bankrupt and made a total annihilation 2 or something. One of the best RTS ever made.
Oven dodging? Jesus Christ that got me. I'm crying.
Oh this looks like Tzar Burden of the Crown.
hhahaahahahahaha. Mega! Seth ty and HNY!
Wait... this game is real?! I could have sworn i saw my dad playing this when I was little, but could not find any proof of it.
I remember buying this game at full price from my local game store ( can't remember the name ) - and it was garbage. First time I ever had the sinking feeling that I had made an expensive mistake.
At least some people from Cavedog went on to make Supreme Commander
That would give just about anything to play this game again
bad dragon
Zhon is 100% accurate
A fellow Jerma fan? A man of culture, I see.
At 3:07 or so... I wanted to laugh. But I started to cry.
I love your setup
I was looking for this game for so long but I completely forgot the name. Not because it was super good but just because I hated not being able to remember/it was kinda unique
The sequel for this game is awesome
ths man makes me feel good about cheating
I still boot up this game from time to time. I love setting up meatgrinder defences while I level my dragon up to gold veteran, then use it to kill everything.
i played this game as a kid suprisingly enjoyed it and even did the campaign for me at the time it was brutal to do certain chapters disc stopped working completely forgot about it and found it again like 10 years later
Seth, you have had the exact same experience as i with this game ... i was also an undeveloped child, with no taste, but still warm myself alone in bed when thinking about it
2:54 Bernie Sanders hallowed be thy name Very funny
Bernie is a treasure jo
Ah e621 what wonderful place, too bad the admins are bucking dicks
Total annihilation was such a great game and only 90s kids will know how great it was
I loved this game as a child. Never knew there was an expansion, though. I guess i' ll give it a try. And you are absolutely right. Zhon is awesome.
I don't understand why Kirenna's attack is being poo pooed, it actually was the strongest basic attack of the monarchs with good splash damage. Sometimes too strong causing friendly fire. Epson's attacks were only OK, and hid real strength was that he could raise dead, and even capture enemy builders by raising them. The meteor wasn't a particularly strong attack.
As you start up your pc somewhere in Canada a man who wears socks with sandals is dropping a band new case during a pc build livestream.
This was the first video I watched then I rewatched all the videos at least more than once please send help
There is not much games that let you do genocide in level 5... Warcraft III pops in mind.
Nocase PC master race. Because why buy a 150$ case to protect a 3000$ graphics card? I have guns
Hopefully you do the original TA someday it is still my favorite RTS
In theory, this looks cool. In practice, it must be terrible
I played this as a child, amazing that it looks exactly as I remembered
8:37 damn man, that hit hard
“Oven dodging” Oh lawd 🤷♂️😂😌😎
0:56 wow as a Hebrew speaker i must say that the instruction manual is just English translated through google translate
0:12 Yoooo I use the same mouse as papa SSeth, feeling BASED
where the F do you live? italy?
Tfw you have the same mouse as a weeabo
Quite the amazing setup you have there! I actually use a audio jack cable for shorting my power contacts. It has a rounder tip compared to screwdrivers therefore I reckon less damages when stabbing the wrong spot. The motherboard is screwed under the table, upside down. Have to feel with my fingers.
2:56 This didnt aged well.
Just because he lost the primary?
"He can cast the Ultimate Spell: ROCK. To which there is no defense." What about paper?
Holy shit, I absolutely adored this game. Thank you for making this.
I love how the normies whenever they look at any of Sseth reviews he gets called a weebo. Like, what is sarcasm and ironic anyways.
Hi Sseth, I'm still not quite sure how to process watching your videos. If you are worried about losing your memories, consider practicing a memory technique, such as a memory palace.
8:45 proof Mandaloregaming is a honunculus brought to life by human transmutation
5:57 turn on the subtitles
I rather take a whipping than deal with no-masks-karens
TA was so much better than this heap of garbage
yay frankenstein computers are awesome, especially when other people don't understand what you're doing and it looks like you're making some kind of infernal machine.
Every time I get this video in my feed, I instantly watch it, following it up with me firing up Total Annihilation for the billionth time in my life (the good one)
Cheating AI? Sounds like a Blizzard RTS.
so Spain, from an live stream i guess its madrid...
Christ he put the jerma in there
Omg oven dodging. So funny my god
Omg i had this game. I tried so hard to like it. But had already played starcraft and command and conquer
Man your an awesome and unique personality to enjoy. Keep up the good work on the desperado content.
That PC tho!