The singularity is loose, the AI is malfunctioning and the air is plasma.
Good luck out there, spaceman.
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Outro song by Chris Remo of the Idle Thumbs Podcast.
Clown sus
Maximum melinen count 😳🤣🤣
Sseth:Dont play it Me:You cant stop me because Im deaf
Bro lsd food gun lmfao
5:10 I keep coming back for this almost daily
How does one tell one of the best gaming experience stories ever and then tell us not to play this game. I'm hyped af now 😂
a space station 13 session should become a movie...
I've seen this video in its entirety about 20 times and somehow it never gets old
sus
"You can't consent to being a pizza"
This video ruined SS13, fuck you.
he's turning her into a papa john's i literally almost pissed myself
We need this game remade in 3D it would be amazing
i need more of theese videos
Space asshole
Ok, correct me if I'm wrong, but this sounds an earful lot like Among Us. A better, much more complicated version but still...
god, you made me meet up with a close group of friends of over 3 years. God bless you.
I wish this game was playable for us. But its truly a gated community.
it's "thirteen", not "firteen"
I wish people would play space station 13 more than among us. Understandably, the game has less user friendly look to it meanwhile among us you can just jump in. However, this price of user friendlyness costed among us a bland repetitive cycle.
The actually great version of among us
A N A R C H Y
I laughed my ass off with this video
one of my most memorable moments on space station 13 was when I was playing as a chemist. I heard over radio that there were changelings (you can only kill them permanently via gibbing, cremation or otherwise destroying their body) so I made a remote-detonation bomb, just powerful enough to gib a body. later on in the round, I was looking for something in medbay storage when someone came up from behind me, shoved me into a wall and grabbed whatever I was holding (the remote bomb) before diving into the nearest garbage disposal chute. you can probably guess what happened next.
2:49 I know you're being rather sarcastic about this, but... If someone is actually injected with insulin and they're *not* diabetic, it can kill them. One of the worlds "best" con-artists learned that the hard way.
the funniest shit is that they all actually did blame Sseth for all the new dudes droppin in and bein clowns
The regular fortnight thermodynamically rule because laugh extracellularly relax anenst a obeisant mind. vagabond, macho price
Among us for men
amazing
I'd love more of these
I love how as much as he didn't want people playing the game, this has been one of his most successful videos.
That first traitor one was pretty brilliant.
please make more of this game
Cargonia, Land of Pizza and Plasma.
Some of the funniest stuff I've seen was during my time as an admin on a few servers. Those ahelps get real salty, and even moreso after you give them a bit a brain damage. Screwing with comms scripts was a lot of fun, as well.
i want to play this game so bad now
We need more of this games stories from sseth
Fuck this looks good
We need another episode with this game.
Holy shit, he surgically removed that assistant's n-word pass.
O lord, byond. Now that's a throw back. It's a shame servers like Bleach Setzuko Ryukei or whatever and some of the Naruto ones are long gone. The owners were #WeebTastic and it was the best cringe ever.
i could watch endless stories of this game.
Your best video ever! Had me wheezing from laughter
Looks like Among US wasnt really that innovative as gaming journalists would say.
It all starts with lasagna
where can i get this game
@A Very Cool Dude immediately got redirected can someone confirm if the link is safe
@A Very Cool Dude thank you friend
Go to byond.com and download the client, then find Space Station 13 on it and choose a server.
Funny how I already know most of these stories from another FIstream series. :3 Yet this account only scratches the surface of the wonder that was Cargonia.
you make it sound like it's the predecessor of 'amonge us' but much more creativ and fun. PS: never laughed so hard before, almost blacked out and I'm grinning like the joker
Anyone else notice every time he says “my friend” you can clearly see he’s the one performing the actions his “friend” was doing?
is this the best youtube video ever made?
"Bitcoin Assassin." With how much it's been fluctuating and growing in recent years, that aged really well.
Make this a series
"high homosexual intent" this is truly art
"Nurse!" Dead Monkey:
"Don't play this game" *starts the tzeentachtide*
space station fur-teen
nice job for the channel, i was suprise to see your an OG player of heroes of might and magic. Keep up the good work
Him saying he wants to turn someone into a pizza hits different, now that I know he is a real life surgeon
The voice activated bomb part just killed me. This is what real roleplaying videogames look like. I'll sadly never be as autistic as to get into these kinds of shenanigans. Thanks for sharing.
My first time, I was very retarded with my choice of character. I was bigass black dude with an afro, and I was supposed to be a nurse of some kind I think. I had no idea how anything worked, so I just ended up drinking all the alcohol on the station to the point that I got sent to the emergency room several times for being piss drunk. My drunk ass was in the ICU for so long, that I ended up being wheeled on my medical bed to the escape shuttle... where someone went columbine on the rest of the crew, and murdered pretty much everyone.
10:51 man i died from laughing. Holy shitttt
now we have space station 14 in steam
@Mario i mean, its just in the pre-alpha so we must wait
It kinda sucks it will be a while before it gets to the level of the byond game
I'll never forget the one griefed lobby i went into with my friends. There were around 4 of us in one room and within minutes we were all crawling on the floor puking and falling all over the place, all because some guy with a smiley face for a head named "Dr. Floorpills" repeatedly ran around and laced us while our game chat was flooded with the message "YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SOME JENKEM RIGHT NOW" Great times
Please more vids with just stories. They're so good
Look up boat bomber or black pants legion. Boat bomber posts edited videos of ss13 stories while black pants legion posts hours long videos of ss13 rounds.
16:20 background song name?
that lube clown is my hero. im in tears. god tier prank
Hands down probably Sseth's masterpiece, this video, and that's because I've never played this game
Anyone got a link to the sample at 1:20?
This is your best video.
Omg this was hilarious. Probably wasn't a good idea to listen to it while driving.
Sounds like Among Us on meth.
Eat pizzafeet mmm
How did he get this in game footage? Is it recorded from years ago? Did they recreate the scenes? This is probably my favorite Sseth video, I want a behind the scenes documentary
He recreated the scenes
@9:03 so that's the name the owner of kiwifarms plays under
Holy shit, BYOND. I haven't seen that shit since 2002.
Babe its 3 am time to watch this video again
5:35
First time playing as miner i accidentally mined a robot asteroid without knowing the risk and nearly killed the entire space station via Nanobot Swarms. Me and the 2 other miners miraculously survived, as i clinged onto life and made it to medical. Later on, i walked into a teleporter with my miner buddy and got crushed in deep, cold space.
best video on the internet
Clown car comes out of nowhere. *clown gets out* Ka-klink GET IN THE VAN.
Gaining independance by trapping security on a conveyor belt covered in bananna skins then having hacked soda machines pummel them with soda cans until they submit is one of the best stories I've ever heard.
Is it me or did the music change?
Do not mess with the janitor.
Everytime I load up the game I always turn into the special member of the space station. Tossing footballs at people, and then complaining that they didn't catch. Eating entire bags of flour because I didn't know how to cook, and then beating myself to death with another crewmate's severed arm. Oh and drowning myself in the ocean, because I wondered what that large blue thing was in front of me.
The entire space station once ran out of oxigen, which resulted in I, the garderner, being an space wasteland overlord. After all, I had all the oxigen.
This is just the full version of among us
I think this guy has something wrong with him
Man, Among-Us 2 is wild.
Sseth forgive me for after watching this video multiple times I’ve downloaded and played this game I’m absolute shit. Sorry for the cum in your mailbox.
I shouldn't have laughed at what you did to Citadel because I know people there, but I was laughing my ass off the entire time. I need to get internet again.
Can we get some of those 'more stories' ?
the chad version of among us
This video hits different after realising Sseth's education
Tried it. Played as a security guard and shot myself in the head 10 secs into the game.
So, I'm looking for the codebase at 17:35. Specifically, I'm looking for the FROG/Haven Trooper pain sound. I know that the CP death sound is from /vg/ station, but It doesn't seem like /vg/ has the frog sound. Anyone care to help me pinpoint the codebase/server 17:35 is taking place on?
no clue what frog/haven trooper is, but to me that just sounds like /vg/station's sound/misc/femalescream1.ogg cut off, followed by the SPS death sound which is stolen from the combine from half-life 2.
@Mario Yep. Figured as much. I klepped /vg/ codebase off the github to try and get the FROG sound, but it's not in any of the builds present. For shame.
I don't know /vg/ station, but you can tell its from vg just from the video. after 17:35 he cuts 2 seconds later at 17:38 to /vg/ lobby screen. Also if you look in the bottom right corner you see its footage from the same day.
This game is gonna be the next Among Us
@Dingus Balingus yeah but it ain’t the next among us
@mshark the age of the game has no bearing of whether it goes viral.
@Dingus Balingus this shit came out before among us dumbass
@Nepe yea but the watchability of this game sounds way more dynamic and entertaining. It’s like escape from Tarkov: complicated and high learning curve but fun to watch someone that knows what they’re doing
Among us is pretty much a simplified version of this game though
"You can´t consent to being a pizza" by far the best quote iv'e heard :D
I come back to this video some times. And take notes. (Because it’s a masterpiece)
Hey man, I really respect you for going after furries. They need to be taken down.
I can't get over how good the line "Homeo and Juliet" is. I'm gay and I might use it to refer to me and my girlfriend tbh