Lords of Magic Review | Dab on Death™ | Praise Allah®

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The greatest fantasy faith fatwa experience since 1997.
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  • I won as chaos no problem, I'll tell you how: One of the solutions is already mentioned, you just have to apply the salve to the wound, so - Solution one: You go custom mode, equip polimorh other and cast it on the pegasi turning them into farm-animals, roast them on fire, or eat them raw (you are playing chaos after all!) bon appetit! - Second solution: Starts the same, you equip polimorh other and buy goblins for bullshit money. You go into a cave where there is a pegasus, you cast polimorph other to your goblin turning him into a fire breathing ice-drake (thats right!) while all the units you should have legally is insane naked men throwing pieces of deadwood to your foes trying to make them laugh so hard they die (this is also true, check it!). Now that you have the drake ask the pegasi who is faken boss! Note: You might have to load a couple of times because polimorph other sometimes turns your useless goblin into an even more useless chicken. Also note: Although polimorph other is arguably one of the most insane spells in the game there are others. Try inferno on fire for example. Two casting of the spell wipes out the whole battlefield. Your whole army included of course. Aaand also note: The voice acting in this game is SUPERB! "For me' mom!" says the guy and shoots the other one in the face with a crossbow. Its a good game. I spent most of my childhood trying to learn the art of war here but I'm not a woman so I did not succeed.

    Hoffmann TamásHoffmann Tamás19 tuntia sitten
  • 1:22 G I A N N A M I C H A E L S

    Warm ColdWarm Cold3 päivää sitten
  • 1:21 is that gianna micheals?

    Lennart WeberLennart Weber7 päivää sitten

    Re ConnectingRe Connecting9 päivää sitten
  • With how hard this game is I dont know how I managed to beat it when I was 11....

    Chalupa BatmanChalupa Batman10 päivää sitten
  • "How are eagles capable of arson?" Me, a Muslim: "yes."

    Arif MuzakiArif Muzaki10 päivää sitten
  • Holy crap I'm not the only one to have heard of this game

    DrumkommandrDrumkommandr11 päivää sitten
  • hey sseth can you do a review for dark disciples 2?

    Iván GarcíaIván García13 päivää sitten
  • I'm from Iraq and I can confirm this image 1:36 is very accurate

    Abdulrahman TurkyAbdulrahman Turky14 päivää sitten
  • I'll be sad when Sseth gets cancelled some of these jokes are edge.

    Gripe NastyGripe Nasty15 päivää sitten
  • that friend:mandalore

    victor hugovictor hugo16 päivää sitten
  • Shaitan is dead - Rand al Thor

    Eric ConwayEric Conway16 päivää sitten
  • I had a "Help Muslims” titled ad in the beginning of this video, asking for money donations to expand a mosk in NY.

    Viesturs SiliņšViesturs Siliņš17 päivää sitten
  • As a kid I had this and only ever played Chaos and just thought I was too stupid for the game...

    sfnubsfnub19 päivää sitten
  • 누가 한글 자막좀 달아봐 한국 이야기도 나오는데

    ur assur ass23 päivää sitten
  • Please try out Tales of Maj'Eyal 4.

    Uncle FiendUncle Fiend24 päivää sitten
  • Am i the only one who never did combat and only used the auto button to like the AI figure it out?

    Ken HutchisonKen Hutchison29 päivää sitten
  • Oh my fuckin god, there was a muslim ad playing muslim music and I deadass thought it was part of your video and watched it in full accidentally lmaoo.

    BacillusBacillusUukausi sitten
  • After watching this I got an ad for people of islamic faith

    AlrightythenAlrightythenUukausi sitten
  • I actually got an islamic ad in this vid, interesting

    ShizaanSilShizaanSilUukausi sitten
    • Lmao same

      chengshi 30224chengshi 30224Uukausi sitten
  • Algorithm

    Brandom PopeBrandom PopeUukausi sitten
  • Holy shit, i've seen this video like 5 times and never noticed the MONKE FALL at 2:42 😂

    Conner WoodcockConner WoodcockUukausi sitten
  • “It is said that history becomes legend as its events recede into the mists of time, and that memories grow dimmer in the slumber of peace. Thus, the noble peoples of Urak languished in a thousand years of peaceful splendor, growing forgetful of the dark times their lands once knew, heedless of the ancient enemy who yet labored in silence. And so Golgoth, the terrible god of death beheld that the world was ripe for an era of terror and blood. He summoned Balkoth, the most of evil of his sorcerers, and bestowed upon him a mighty artifact of power, that the necromancer might better serve his master in heralding the coming days of darkness. The wings of Balkoth’s wretched steed beat the air like thunder, the land shook beneath the rumor of his mustering host, the air was filled with cries of his victims. Who can say what new perils may yet befall, as they struggle against the ancient evil, to reunite the land, and to become Lords of Magic.” - all from memory, one of the first games that I latched on to when I was 7

    sassy puddinsassy puddinUukausi sitten
  • Seth, you played almost exactly the same games in your childhood as I did. You got good taste.

    mv022mv022Uukausi sitten
  • i was told as a friend that cd's could explode out the tray and cut your leg off.

    opposed2logicopposed2logicUukausi sitten
  • 0:58 hahahah, where can i get a copy of Ebola Quest? 😅

    Pango PrimePango PrimeUukausi sitten
  • Lol I got some anti Israel advert at the end of this video

    Broad WaterBroad WaterUukausi sitten
  • "ze mighty siegfried haz lost" XD

    Gromph BaenreGromph BaenreUukausi sitten
    • "Haz fehled in hiz quest!"

      J. Jonah JamesonJ. Jonah Jameson2 päivää sitten
  • Oh, wow, I got an ad to back building the biggest Islamic venter in the world. Also 2:47 - unpaid labor producing stuff and hype leading to more unpaid workers to produce even more stuff and hype sounds just like Elon Musk. It works really well, him being the richest person on Earth.

    Nikola TasevNikola TasevUukausi sitten
  • Here's a fun anecdote that CD Spinning story reminded me of. My friend's father had a computer shop in London in the late 60's and even back then Magnetic HardDrives were constructed pretty much the same, except of course, like everything else back then, they were huge. As such you have individual platters that were the size of Vinyl records, often much larger. One day, in the workshop said HDD was being stress tested after a repair only for the top platter to come loose and fling itself into the wall next to his work desk, missing out on decapitating him by a metre or so. Terrifying stuff. He then moved to Australia, went off to fight in Vietnam, was horrified at the disgusting injustice of it all and having lost a few mates deserted to Cambodia, helping out the people there, and knowing he couldn't return to Australia or England for a while due to the whole desertion thing decided to go to India where he took up with a Guru for a period and decided he'd walk across India as part of a spiritual journey of contemplation... He was a truly amazing man.

    Paddy McPaddy McUukausi sitten
    • Thats wack but cool!

      MarcusianeryMarcusianeryUukausi sitten
  • You should take a look at warlock 2 the path of exile. My favorite strategy is to play the nagga, conquer anyone else build a bunch of colonists of that other race build a bunch of moon temples (naga cant build temples because they are whiney atheists) than learn the rain spell. Because nobody except the naggas will ever bother to build a navy so now you can kick ass without retribution.

    The Prophet Of HAS'HUTThe Prophet Of HAS'HUTUukausi sitten
  • Can you review sacrifice

    ChrisChrisUukausi sitten
  • wait seriously. The same people who made Lords of magic created pharaoh as well? Two of my favourite games on the PC back then^"

    Tia GenTia Gen2 kuukautta sitten
  • This was my first real pc game (LOM normal 1), i miss it. I even found out how to glitch the enemy to never move as 10y old

    Tia GenTia Gen2 kuukautta sitten
  • “we finna dab on em”

    n bn b2 kuukautta sitten
  • Fire mages have a suicide bombing spell.

    ToxicBacon224ToxicBacon2242 kuukautta sitten
  • I still remember playing the demo of this..

    CalgarGTXCalgarGTX2 kuukautta sitten
  • I got an Islamic Center construction ad before this video. Hmm.

    Enrique Em Flores SanchezEnrique Em Flores Sanchez2 kuukautta sitten
  • If I see one more gawdamned sellarcana advertisement I swear to Sseth

    ShaddykackShaddykack2 kuukautta sitten
  • Hey it's me, your programmer-socks-wearing ex boyfriend

    Shiri AllwoodShiri Allwood2 kuukautta sitten
    • Your video definitely confirms that

      RomaiosRomaiosUukausi sitten
    • Oh fuck I actually found a comment I was looking for lol

      Stephen RichardsonStephen Richardson2 kuukautta sitten
  • You can really feel that Sseth had a lot of fun making this video. All of the videos are well built up, but this is one of those videos, where he really enjoyed himself, like the God Hand one too.

    Máté TüzérMáté Tüzér2 kuukautta sitten
  • Don't forget the programmer arm warmers to go with those socks.

    AnupetAnupet2 kuukautta sitten

    sharki9876sharki98762 kuukautta sitten
  • I played thus game as a kid and completely forgot what it was called and have been trying to find it for like a few years! Thanks my guy!

    Nihilistic_HyenaNihilistic_Hyena2 kuukautta sitten
  • The only death via StarCraft, that I know of was that one case that occurred in South Korea back in 2005.

    BlackBaron08BlackBaron082 kuukautta sitten
  • Why am I getting islam ads now?

    PrometheusPrometheus2 kuukautta sitten
  • This vid is funny and all but I don’t think I can ethically support a African Warlord who partakes in the slave market

    MrCoolSmoovieMrCoolSmoovie2 kuukautta sitten
  • 7:00 Fun fact, bird or prey in Australia have been documented to pick up burning branches to spread brushfires and force other animals out in the open.

    IroncladIronclad2 kuukautta sitten
  • Nodd a virus xDDDD.bat

    Jan VerfaillieJan Verfaillie3 kuukautta sitten
  • How long until even these jokes aren't ok anymore? Things are getting so bad, please go buy a bible yall the reds are coming sooner than we thought

    John MilesJohn Miles3 kuukautta sitten
  • *Shows Elon Musk smoking a blunt.* Philosophical commentary ensues of course.

    LeaveTheGunTakeTheCannoliLeaveTheGunTakeTheCannoli3 kuukautta sitten
  • I remember seeing the box art on my local game store shelf in the 90s. I didn't know how autistic this game actually was. Too bad since I loved Pharaoh

    Clean LivingClean Living3 kuukautta sitten
  • I loved this game, but the AI is pretty dumb as I recall.

    Jeremy BenningJeremy Benning3 kuukautta sitten
  • Спасибо за контент

    Greivin ShagGreivin Shag3 kuukautta sitten
  • Well one time my pc exploded a cd inside him....weird shit happens

    lucas caldeiralucas caldeira3 kuukautta sitten
  • I grew up on this game too. I still try to autocomplete battles like an idiot.

    Kou UrakiKou Uraki3 kuukautta sitten
  • 4:15 A mighty and majestic wyvern dying like a cockroach as it rolls onto its back with legs up in the air.

    RhacmanRhacman3 kuukautta sitten
  • Is this game based of MTG or just same magic system?

    NyxuenNyxuen3 kuukautta sitten
  • A very high number of unpaid workers divided by their average life spam gives around 1.

    Mestre ShakeMestre Shake4 kuukautta sitten
  • I really think Seth unironically has a thing for t.r:.ap..s at this point. He has consistently features subliminal images of anime characters like hideyoshi and alstafo. and trans AV stars such as Bailey jay and shiri allwood

    Kevin VanceKevin Vance4 kuukautta sitten
  • Not for epileptiks

    Андрей ИрхинАндрей Ирхин4 kuukautta sitten
  • the first real game i played, and of course, I played as chaos and that didnt get me too far, however it always will have a place in my heart

    Marls BarkleyMarls Barkley4 kuukautta sitten
  • The little chuckle at 1:07 was great

    HerzeHerze4 kuukautta sitten
  • I wish someone would steal me and make me wear programming socks

    bishop takes kingbishop takes king4 kuukautta sitten
  • Fun fact: my copy of star craft spun so fast it shattered in the cd drive, it was an extremely surreal experience and it has never happened again Not even on my 2nd copy of the game. Thank you for making me relive my childhood, Seeth

    Hellking36Hellking364 kuukautta sitten
  • Why is this video in sweeners greentext stories play list

    samsam4 kuukautta sitten
  • Annoying why can’t you just make a review I don’t need all the commentary

    Jakub pogubilaJakub pogubila4 kuukautta sitten
    • It's better with the commentary

      BoomerLemonBoomerLemon3 kuukautta sitten
  • I Swear to god that his video have change Like some Berenstein bears shit

    Brayden RuffBrayden Ruff4 kuukautta sitten
  • Hey hey Sseth, People here

    TheAzorgTheAzorg5 kuukautta sitten
  • Can you take a gander at Normailty seth?

    Halloween TrashHalloween Trash5 kuukautta sitten
  • I wish my mom was Gianna Michaels

    Patrick Star wearing a gasmaskPatrick Star wearing a gasmask5 kuukautta sitten
  • Good vid. The commercial was about Allah though?

    SalvadoskiSalvadoski5 kuukautta sitten
  • RIP Josh

    AnonymousFoolAnonymousFool5 kuukautta sitten
  • I'm glad to know Sseth also partakes in the time honored tradition of fucking around with soundbites that trigger every time you mouse over them

    Transmissions from the UnderdarkTransmissions from the Underdark5 kuukautta sitten
  • I remember winning this game as a kid by just amassing a gigantic archer army that just sniped everything before they even got on screen.

    Swiss SneezeSwiss Sneeze5 kuukautta sitten
  • That game seems very interesting! Too bad I never heard of it...well, I think I did, but in a passing.

    Goran SekulicGoran Sekulic5 kuukautta sitten
  • Hehehehe... take Water faction, choose the Custom start option. Buy your army with points, Warhammer style. Take a Mage Lady, buy her the Artifact Staff of Drowning, normally an end-game dungeon drop. Then a couple infantry units to guard her. Cheese the entire game. Kill Balkoth in 30 turns or less.

    Nukem9999Nukem99996 kuukautta sitten
  • Who’s the bf lol

    james youngjames young6 kuukautta sitten
  • If you hear the word heresy there's always a chaos sorcerer nearby from w40k

    Brother MartelliusBrother Martellius6 kuukautta sitten
  • Was this supposed to be funny? You ain’t no PaluluMan

    Tyler DurdenTyler Durden6 kuukautta sitten
  • bro had a Diablo 2 Lords of destruction CD explode in my cd-rom. it launched the cd-rom into my brother who iwas standing in front of the computer bruising him. my friend and I were showered in pieces of cd-rom we looked like pinhead with the pieces sticking out of our bodies. some pieces were ejected with enough force to penetrate clothing and embedding in flesh

    TommyBolognattvTommyBolognattv6 kuukautta sitten
  • Your videos have motivated me to bootleg my own games

    Elisha OttElisha Ott6 kuukautta sitten
  • 7:00 actually there are birds of prey that can actually start fires My evidence: m.fistream.info/work/videot/jquJoZOXp3S3v3k / m.fistream.info/work/videot/a9ubg9SWapK9mqM

    StSt6 kuukautta sitten
  • Decapitating a South korean's head, haha, never existed. Cause IF it's real , every korean knows that and will continuously post it in Reddit..or somewhere And how do I know that? I'm living there

    Walter KimWalter Kim6 kuukautta sitten
    • And pls believe, we don't hesitate when we need to decapitate incompetent starctaft plyer...

      Walter KimWalter Kim6 kuukautta sitten
  • Was one of my favorite games as a kid to look up cheat codes on IGN, Get the legendary creature at the start and just wreck

    Filthy CasualFilthy Casual6 kuukautta sitten
  • Loved this game.

    WhirlwindOfWTFWhirlwindOfWTF6 kuukautta sitten
  • OMFG I've been trying to make Chaos Thief work for hours without the unofficial patch, I thought that was intended!!

    MarqanMarqan7 kuukautta sitten
  • That is the voice of a black man

    llan21llan217 kuukautta sitten
  • What is the most amazing part is how accurate these videos actually are. The only thing I'm surprised I did not see (unless I missed it) was mentioning when playing Death you can beat entire armies of the hardest stuff simply by flying off the battle map and throwing scythes forever. Great way to power level the character.

    MolandriaMolandria7 kuukautta sitten
  • I don't know how I beat this game when I was a child and I didn't even speak english yet...

    OphaganestopolisOphaganestopolis7 kuukautta sitten
  • This video exacerbated my chronic, sexually transmitted, bronchitis through uncontrollable epileptic laughter... it was however, worth the bloody sputum.

    Hurk HurkHurk Hurk7 kuukautta sitten
  • 40 unpaid workers / 49 average years of life So it's a 8.1/10?

    LordVandor1LordVandor17 kuukautta sitten
  • Just thinking, you should review Sacrifice.

    ArcaneAzmadiArcaneAzmadi7 kuukautta sitten
  • I played with Chaos first when I went back to this and I don't remember that being an issue until the remaster. Also, these tactics seem overly complicated. Just butt rush the temples. If you play a thief lord, at levels around 4 and up they can become invisible at will around stupid creatures and wipe out whole armies by themselves. At high levels, air thieves can't even seem to be hit by almost anything. Balkoth isn't great against anything high level and ranged in large numbers or just one or two of the legendary creatures.

    EnsrickEnsrick7 kuukautta sitten
  • May I ask, what is “Rhodesia III”?

    Coom FardCoom Fard7 kuukautta sitten
  • Sauce for 3:23 and 1:28?

    Mr. CatMr. Cat8 kuukautta sitten
  • I was that decapitated kid.

    Jov VenJov Ven8 kuukautta sitten
  • My names josh and I am adopted

    Joshua Van OsJoshua Van Os8 kuukautta sitten
  • 1:46 nothing like telling tinkerbell and her friends to fuck off with my lizardmen and their probable death stack of 20 T-Rexes.

    alan westmorelandalan westmoreland8 kuukautta sitten
  • Pretty sure what Sseth did to Balkoth is what the allies did to Germany in ww2.

    Johnny CadJohnny Cad8 kuukautta sitten