Establish civilization.
And watch it fall apart in a sea of magma.
1. Download Dwarf Fortress: www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126076
2. Learn Dwarf Fortress: df-walkthrough.readthedocs.io/en/latest/chapters/chap01-setup-starting.html
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I couldn't record everything, so some of the background footage is sourced from several prolific DF youtubers. Check them out. They're very informative.
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I gotta know what happened in the coin room. I've never cared enough to split 500 coins into singles, and I dont think sSeth did either...
Sseth U gay?
We need more sseth sstory time
i swear. I never have any idea what any of the pixles on the screen are. I just put this video on the background an dlaugh at the stories
What are those panels of manga from?
WE NEED MORE STORIES
Yeah, the lag kills this game for me. It completely ruins the experience since i want to make larger and larger fortresses but the game gets slower and slower as your population grows.
Do you want the dev to reduce the number limit of entities and make a size limit? Because this is pretty much the only solution for that game to "never lag". I am not going to deny the need of optimization of this game (and I hope he will soon) but no matter how much it get optimized, the fact that you can have so many entities with INSANE fortress size, there will ALWAYS going to have "lag kill" at one point. This game is give "too much" freedom and people abuse of it... and wonder why they become at 1 fps. Most game put limit for a reason... Toady one didn't. The best is to learn the limit of your hardware and set yourself a limit. (number of dwarfs/animals, size of the fortress, number of stockpiles (no, you didn't need 1000 tables), block mines you didn't use anymore etc))
lol!!! !!2cat!!
Games like this, but with more current graphics, really should be a thing far more than it is.
They are working on a steam version of Dwarf Fortress with graphic. There is also Rimworld which is more basic but still pretty cool, with his own thing. But yeah, I would hope there would have more games of that kind... but this is like... insane work to create something like that.
Gotta like as soon as I saw the gachimuchi intro!
Hears bfme 2 music 'visible happines'
What the hell am I looking at, the game
First time playing Dwarf Fortress I ordered some dwarves to chop down some trees and bushes so I could get started on base building, they all said "fuck that" and tried to fight a beetle that was on the other side of a river minding it's business All 7 of my expedition drowned in that river
Особенно повесилили твои гномы в подземельях
Это было охуенно
I tried to play this game, i took lake a week to set it up, an a week to try to learn. And never understood what the hell was happening
Anyone else just love seths stories?
This was great
the fuck is the comic at 7:43 ?
anyone know what manga the dinosaur eating the guy was from? while he was talking about werezebra
>Be wolf man, wrestle with teeth.
This is my "desert island" game.
Sounds like a sandbox where you make your own sand.
The way you edit your videos has specifically inspired me to start learning. Keep it up bruver.
Video would be better without the slur.
cope
The best Book of Grudges simulator ever.
7:40 in what's the manga called? I'm interested. Edit: Gyo Ubomeku
Outro song sauce?
Is it had that I’ve seen every single image of goblin porn featured in this video?
What i like best about DF videos? The comments obviously
"indirectly killed a child by doing pushups" You're telling me this wasn't an actual episode of DBZ?
"He didn't die, he just faint. What a weakling." -Vegeta. Maybe.
noice
"I don't remember Vegeta being able to chuck destructo-disks" Welp, guess what happened during the saiyan attack on Earth... The first and only time I can remember he ever used such attack.
The cult classic is nearing its arrival on steam
What was the tileset at 5:53?
Its the one i use and it looks like that
Space fox i think
SIHA: *STARTS THE CPUSA, SOMEHOW, IN DWARF FORTRESS* SIHA: *PUTS TO VOTE: AFTER SOCIALIST REVOLUTION, KILL ONLY CAPITALISTS WHO USE THE WORD TRAP TO DESCRIBE FEMALES WITH NATALLY MISOMASCULIZED GENITALIA, AND THOSE WHO CANNOT FIND A WAY TO PHYSICALLY GET IN THE SAME BED WITH ONE, REGARDLESS OF SEXUAL INTENT, AND THIS SHOULD HAPPEN TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE BIG MASSACRE DRIVES* CPUSA MAJORITY: *RESCINDS VOTE, DIDN'T VOTE IN THE FIRST PLACE* CPUSA MEMBER: YOU A BITCH SIHA: MHM, YOU A BITCH SIHA: *REVIVES ISSUE, DISCUSSION OF WHICH WAS POSTPONED* CPUSA MEMBER: YOU NOT A BITCH??.??.??????:? *CPUSA MEMBER IS EXPELLED, AFTER BEING REVEALED TO BE A CAPITALIST DUE TO SOMEHOW SAYING THIS PHRASE AND MEANING IT AS MISGENDERING* CPUSA MAJORITY: AGAINST SIHA: SURVEY OF MEMBERSHIP, ARE VAMPIRES MISGENDERING WORKING CLASS PEOPLE TO DEATH? YES/NO. CPUSA MAJORITY: NO. SIHA: *NEVER BRINGS UP AN ISSUE TO VOTE ON AGAIN* *ONE MONTH PASSES* *SIHA IS EXPELLED FROM THE CPUSA* SIHA: GOKU BALLS *SIHA IS REINSTATED AS A MEMBER OF THE CPUSA* *SIHA IS KILLED BY A LLAMA WEARING A BIRTHDAY PARTY HAT, DWARF FORTRESS GAME MECHANICS DO NOT ALLOW FOR A SIHA RESPAWN*
Are you ok?
Vegeta could learn do any technique. He was a martial arts genius. What you did was canonical.
That Vegeta part of the video sounds about right.
Tbh, not surprised he knows seeds of chaos
Best game ever!!!!!!!
Important question. Can you make a brothel? Asking for a friend.
@Bob Bobber Thanks!
There is no sex related thing. The closest you will find is dancers. You can always create a huge tavern and roleplay like that one if this is your thing :p I remember have hear about a mod that add genitals but that's all. (and apparently, a LOT of males dwarfs was ending castrated from fights and accidents XD)
Happy January 2021
Vegeta used Destructo Disk to cut off Gohans tail when he was in his great ape form.
Dude u are so freaking funny :D
Vegeta does do the disc at least once. He liked to learn other peoples strongest attacks.
This is just one of those things I would love if I could get into it
They are working on a UI update that will make menus less of a nightmare (with mouse compatibility) They also are working on a STEAM version which will not be free but it will have actual graphics and news musics (and some sounds?)
Vegeta creates a Destructo Disk exactly once, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't work.
So as a dwarf adventurer I teamed up with another dwarf to go adventuring. I found a cave and wanted to see where it would go, this resulted in me getting lost forever never finding my way out, with only the option to go deeper, resulting in me going so deep that I found the underworld.... I did not last to long after that
Yo, what tileset is he using at 6:00
This review is legendary
5:35 hach. fun
Just started learning dwarf fortress, played in adventure mode as Stone Cold Steve Austin with his trusty war dog. Spawned in what seemed like the middle of the wilderness and my dog proceeded to rip out the necks of a group of harmless birds, seemingly just for the fuck of it. I then proceeded to have a conversation with a wolf about how shitty the weather was and told him that I had gotten into a fight with a piece of granite and won. At least the wolf was a good listener.
Song starting at 9:05 is the Battle of Shaengarne Bridge music from Icewind Dale II. How did i recognize such a specific, barely audible in the background piece of music? Ive played that game to the tune of 40 times over the past 16 years
The one thing I found in this game was that boogeymen’s weakness is a wrestler
Final score = trap/trap
always a good one to come back to, hny sseth rogan
"I don't remember Vegeta being able to use Destructo Discs" Literally his very first fight is when he uses it :D
8:34 vermintide main theme as background for the lizard assassin story
Anime Nerd Moment: Vegeta used Kienzan to cut off Gohans tail during the Saiyan Arc.
I think Dwarf Fortress is an example of why humans will probably screw up inventing sapient artificial intelligence. We'll give them logic that makes sense in abstract, but in practice looks like this. We fail to consider too many scenarios.
sseth predict vegeta used instant teleportation
This game is wack, a bunny just turned into a evil were bunny person and started beating the crap out of everyone
Is there a mod for mouse controls? It is quite difficult to remember all 50+ key combinations
The UI is work on right now to be able to use mouse in them.
why the fuck do you use a tileset
"A single axe dwarf who was now considered legendary, having gained enough experience from beheading everybody else." You could make a religion out of this!
As soon as this comes out on steam.. imma gettin it. Thank you Setth. Thank you Dev Truly gods. Drunk while writing this so soz, but truth in my words, games like these are awesome
10:20 thats some interesting tabs you have on your browser there...
0:22 in left bottom corner there is a book written by pewdipeie titled mein kampf
I just recently watched Astartes and read WH lore, where I found ur name. Could you explain the meaning to me tho? I get that Tzeenatch or however you write it is basically a trickster god but is Seeth a reference too?
Hapy new jear ??? how dear you 2020 was not happy
What the hell is going on
3:54 name of gnome source?
Once my master craftsdwarf got so vain he decorated every single wall in the fortress with images of himself engraving legendary quality engravings and images of donkeys. Apparently those were the only two things he was emotionally invested in. Another craftdwarf made a masterpiece statue of the leader of the fort. Normally that would have been great, but said leader hated copper fiercely, so of course the statue was made of copper, encircled with bands of copper and decorated with copper. He really hated that statue... Or the time one of my dwarves got a episode of deranged inspiration and locked himself up in the forge for a month building the perfectpiece of armor. He came out carrying a tower shield made of lead, decorated with yak fur and dog bones. Totally useless. Another dwarf made a legendary floor grate that was immortalised in engravings on the fort walls. He later went insane with grief when the grate was destroyed somehow. It's not a game, it's a silly story generator.
abandon all hope ye who enter here
Side note since you plugged it: Autism Cat is the greatest Oblivion character ever conceived.
"Accidentally killed a child by doing pushups." 100% lore-friendly Vegeta activities.
I also wants to add a fortress story of mine: Got bored of normal biomes so started embarking on the more spooky biomes, I knew about some of them could res dead things so I planned ahead and made a garbage shoot with a bridge at the bottom to crush any zombie to save my frames. However, it never occurred to me that how fast things res is randomized and you will only find out about the grace period after killing something. I freed up a couple of dwarves so I could kill one of my yaks that I had arrived with, thinking I could butcher it and dump any of its other parts before it came back for revenge. As it turned out the time it took for things to res on this specific embark was about 10 tics. They weren't even able to get the parts out of the workshop before all sorts of things started biting my dwarves. Suddenly an arm gets torn off and I felt dread as there was no way I could fix this situation. In vain I sent a couple more dwarves in to keep the undead busy long enough so I could wall of the rest of the fortress but sadly they were both too fast and strong. The entire fort got overrun in mere minutes. Lesson to be learned? Wall in your workshops and put doors on them before trying something as scary as butchery.
Anyone know the BGM at 8:44? It sounds a lot like the Vermintide 1 main menu track, but I can't quite place it
Rinworld?
i think the dev did way too much snow white
What the fuck is this game
it's not a game it's a simulation you fucking clown 🤡
What is that evil fish manga?
If you're wondering what that runic is it just comes out as saying "armok" possible translation error(?)
No, the full title of the game is "Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress", Armok is basically the god of gods in the setting and (at least I think so) is "you"
oh shit i havent laughted so hard like that in years, thanks for this
The more I read about this game the more insane it sounds, it's like a rabbit hole of madness that never stops
If you want to be even more confused about that game, here a video in which someone read the weirdest patch note of the game without context: fistream.info/work/videot/i7VwbJTVoGbMrKM Also, they are working on a steam version with actual graphic :p
Video editing so annoying I had to leave fast.
Saw this after watching the Rimworld episode. I see the comparison. This also makes me appreciate Rimworld's clean and easy to read graphics, kek. This looks fun too tho~.
The UI is worked on right now to make it easier and to be able to use the mouse in menus. They also working on a Steam version which will have graphic (they pretty much changed how the game work to allow more colors and stuff) and new musics. This version will be like... $20. There is a few screenshot of it on the official site. (check the links in the last news) www.bay12games.com/dwarves/
I am thoroughly confused
3:53 InCase Moment InCase Moment
asphyxiation via legal tender sounds like a song name from a indie band
Vegeta did in fact conjure distructo discs to chop off Gohan's tail.
My first Sseth review
Seth: i cant avoid furrys also Seth: i played a Kobold...that became king....
what is the comic that perfectly describes the haunted biome experience
One of my best craftsdwarves got a strange mood. He needeed dwarf bones The nearest dwarf was the king
"Perfection is subjective" I mean we all know we all saw Astolfo.
Whats that outro song?
I've been wondering for a while what kind of medications does Sseth take for his ADHD? I'm gonna be honest this game pushes my attention span completely into the red zone.
95% of the people who've seen this video will not play dwarf fortress. Me included.
Also this game sounds absolutely amazing
@R.A.F GattaiGuy Yeah, pretty much. Also, even if the dev is fine right now, this brother got a cancer and he starts to worry about the money if he get something serious... so that version will allow him to get some extra just in case.
@Bob Bobber so basically they´re making a different version of the game so that more people can get into it, since most people look at the original and back off right away
They are working on a steam version. You will need to pay for it (but the free version will still be on their site, and will still be update) but steam version got actual graphic (they are literally changing how the game work for more colors and better graphics). There is also some music (and sounds I think?) They also are working on changing the UI to be easier to use. (Steam version AND free version)